Don't Be Taken by the Tabloids
Carmel, Calif. - Doris Day announced today that rumors of her impending death have once again been greatly exaggerated by the tabloid press. DorisDay.com would like you to read Doris' response in her own words:
"Well folks, they're at it again. You know, the tabloids. According them, I almost died. Can you believe the lies they print, just to sell newspapers? They must have created this story from my recent radio interview [on WNYC] where I mentioned that I had a severe case of bronchitis several years ago. It was the same kind of bronchitis that millions of Americans experience every year and believe me, I was never near death.
"That was almost 15 years ago and I have been fine ever since, so not to worry. I'll say it again: I'm fine, just fine!"
Ms. Day recently conducted a one-hour radio interview, which DorisDay.com hopes to make available here in the coming weeks, so all her fans can tell for themselves that Doris is as chipper and healthy as ever.
"Oh, by the way, if you don't buy the tabloids, maybe they'll go out of business," Ms. Day concluded. "Just a thought!"